• weather monitoring station
  • Arctic
  • pitch black

    You are spending a lonely Christmas Eve at a weather monitoring station in Arctic Canada. Sam, your only coworker, is drinking wine by himself.

    You hear sounds on the roof. Then there is a knock on the door. When you look outside, it's freezing outside, and you can't see anyone in the pitch black. Sitting on the front step is a Christmas present. It's heavy so you drag it inside and close the door.

    Sam sees the present and comes over. "What's that?"

    "I don't know. I found it outside."

    Sam grabs a card tied to the gift. "There's a card. 'Dear weather researchers, merry Christmas. Love, Santa Claus.' Well, are you going to open it?"

    I'll open it.
    I won't open it.