Satire, Hoax, or Real?

All of the headlines here are ripped from three sources: the beloved satire site The Onion, hoax website The Daily Currant, and The Ononeon whose tagline is "Sadly, this is not the Onion." To see whether a particular headline is satire, hoax, or real, simply hover your mouse over it and check the URL, or just click through on the link to see the original article.

Goldman Sachs Price Gouging Typhoon Survivors

Topless women protesters surprised, upset as men show up with cameras

Scientists Confirm Statues Humans' Closest Nonliving Relative

MSNBC's Chris Hayes: 'Veterans Day Makes Me Sick'

Westboro Asks Public Not to Picket Phelps Funeral

Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half

Weapons Belonging to Saddam Hussein Found in Syria

Crimean Voters Excited To Exercise Democracy For Last Time

Report: Strongest Human Relationships Emerge From Bashing Friend Who Couldn't Make It Out

Rob Ford says video showing him threatening to kill someone was just a Hulk Hogan imitation

UN Appoints Sarah Palin to Mediate Ukraine Crisis

John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin

7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport

Kanye West: 'I Am The Next Nelson Mandela'

Parents Reminisce To Children About Dating Algorithm That Brought Them Together

Maths teacher threatens Game of Thrones spoilers instead of detention for naughty students

Ukrainian-Russian Tensions Dividing U.S. Citizens Along Ignorant, Apathetic Lines

Report: Ocean Levels Could Rise Foot Or More If Lots Of People Go Swimming

British woman with HIV: I didn't know a white person had ever got it

Government Plans $2 Billion Bailout of Blockbuster

Kanye West: 'I'm More Important' Than Rosa Parks

Disturbing Fast Food Truth Not Exactly A Game-Changer For Impoverished Single Mom Of 3

Area Man's Emotional State Completely Dependent On Outcome Of Professional Sporting Event

New Snack Chip Evades Digestive System, Burrows Straight Into Heart

Republican House Candidate Who Said Autism Was the Result of God's Anger Over Gay Marriage Just Won Her Primary

North Carolina to Require Father's Permission For Birth Control

Several NFL Teams Express Interest In Your Sister

Charlie Sheen Calls for Rob Ford's Resignation

Study: Humans Display Highest Cognitive Abilities When Trying To Retrieve Object Dropped Between Car Seats

CBS: Obama Ordered Benghazi Cover-Up

Night with psychic at Darwen Theatre is cancelled due to unforseen circumstances

Police Find Penis Enlargement Pills in Justin Bieber's Car

Pope Francis Supports Gay Marriage

Mischievous Koch Brothers Trick Beautiful Woman Into Thinking There's Only One Of Them